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blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(via phatfarms)

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prettyslothsmakegraves:

thequantumqueer:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

that went to a weird place

What.

(via yondu)

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connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

satanic-homosexual:

Ive been waiting for photo set for like 6483 years

FINALLY. 

(via sunshine-and-sweet-dreams)

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via sunshine-and-sweet-dreams)

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alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

(via sunshine-and-sweet-dreams)

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occupymalfoysbed:

J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.

(via mrskaaay)

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wocinsolidarity:

trapghoul:

effective feminism is realizing that every struggle is not your own and that you can’t always relate

 you can always provide support and solidarity

but sometimes you gotta realize

that it’s not about you right now

(via theabbgater)

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artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

(via thickmints)

Source: artemisfowlstolemysoul