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rkaym94:

you smart, you very smart. Matter of fact, you a genius

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ethically-wrong:

Someone got used to assassination attempts.

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always-in-her-right-mind:

herpowerisherown:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

I don’t even like the Cars movies but dammit that Jesus Chrysler part is too damn funny to pass up.

always-in-her-right-mind:

herpowerisherown:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

I don’t even like the Cars movies but dammit that Jesus Chrysler part is too damn funny to pass up.

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everyreason2shine:

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

You can learn a lot from this movie

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

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  • Mike: I'm going to go get Rosanne and make you pancakes, okay?
  • Me: I have literally been mean to you all morning, why are you being so nice.
  • Mike: Imma poison the pancakes.
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considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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Yes please!

I’m sure this is actually very relaxing but omg…  it sounds like intentionally putting yourself in a state of dissociation? how does anyone get in this thing and not immediately have a panic attack?

Hmmm… i guess it depends on your relationship to sensory inpouts? Like, I have sensory processing disorder, and I would Love to have a quiet, calm, dark, floating experrience with no sensory input. But, I can see how that could also freak someone else out, because you’re cut off from the world.

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"I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect."

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kathitus-is-not-here:

True Mad Love.

I ship it. I really want these cosplayers to be together irl

Good news! These cosplayers are together in real life. And they are the sweetest people ever.

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